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Part T12 - Sarcasm Is Only One of the Services I Offer
Know someone that would be perfect for this T-Shirt? I guess we all do.
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Part T20 - Drink Til You Want Me
Perfect gift for your rapidly aging friend or relative. Your mother-in-law will love you for this T-shirt
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Part T6 - I Still Miss My Ex Husband, But My Aim Is Getting Better
Great gift idea for the recently divorced woman who holds a grudge.
There must be more than a few out there, we've used this saying before.
This t-shirt is guaranteed to generate a smile - unless you're the husband.

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Part T8 - IF YOU CAN READ THIS ... PUT ME BACK ON MY BARSTOOL
Think of this as a medical bracelet for the intoxicated.
Your friend that can't stand after a few drinks (like me) will appreciate it.

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Part T9 - AGE DOESN'T ALWAYS BRING WISDOM ... SOMETIMES AGE COMES ALONE
Perfect gift for your rapidly aging friend or relative. Your mother-in-law will love you for this T-shirt
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Part T13 - CAUTION: I Have An Attitude and Know How To Use It
Want to have people stop asking you for money? Have teenage kids?
This'll do it. Great t-shirt for walking the streets of downtown Chicago or other large cities.

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Part T37 - It's Not A Beer Belly, It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
Great tee-shirt gift for your friend that considers himself a suave lady's man.
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Part T34 - The Man > The Legend
Great T-Shirt gift for the recently or soon to be divorced woman.
Or maybe just a fair warning for the old "hubby".

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Part T36 - I'm Not Drinking Anymore, Then Again, I'm Not Drinking Any Less
Want to get on your mother or father in-law's good side? Buying one of these t-shirts is almost a sure bet for success.
Maybe not, but your spouse will like it?
... well, these must be some practical use for these.
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Part T35 - My Idea of A Balanced Diet Is a Beer In Each Hand
You can lean about a person by the way they dress, this t-shirt says it all in just 13 words.
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Part T33 - I Am In Shape, Round is a Shape
I guess you have to be woman to understand this t-shirt. I always thought that women just shortened the lives of men.
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Part T31 - I Know I'm Not Perfect, But I'm So Close It Scares Me
Great T-shirt for the know-it-all. We all know at least one.
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Part T22 - DUCT TAPE PROFESSIONAL
Duct Tape or Duck Tape, it's the same versatile tool for people without proper power tools. Just don't let someone wearing this T-Shirt, fix your car.
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Part T17 - I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE
You can lean about a person by the way they dress, this t-shirt says it all in just 13 words.
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Part T16 - TIME IS GREAT HEALER ... BUT IT'S A LOUSY BEAUTICIAN
Want to get on your mother or father in-law's good side? Buying one of these t-shirts is almost a sure bet for success.
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Part T24 - Don't Upset Me . . . I'm Running Out of Places To Hide The Bodies
Want to be left alone? Tired of people asking you dumb questions?
Not getting the service you need at your local store? Not getting any respect from your kids? Boss bothering you?
This T-shirt is a sure-fire cure to a lot of life's problems. Can you ask for more from a T-shirt?
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Part T25 - IF WOMEN DON'T FIND YOU HANDSOME, THEY SHOULD AT LEAST FIND YOU HANDY
Famous quote. Good advice from a guy that can turn an old refrigerator into a submarine with just duct tape.
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Part T29 - Once I Thought I was Wrong ... But I Was Mistaken
This came from a button we saw so we figure someone might be interested in this T-Shirt.
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Part T10 - I'M HAVING AN OUT OF MONEY EXPERIENCE
Want to have people stop asking you for money? Have teenage kids?
This'll do it. Great t-shirt for walking the streets of downtown Chicago or other large cities.

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Part T2 - I'm A Nutritional Overachiever
Puts a positive spin on those few extra pounds.
We all can't be MENSA members.

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Part T1 - Friends Don't Let Friends Drink ... And Take Home Ugly Men
Great gift for the friend that lets alcohol cloud her (or in some cases, his) judgment. This t-shirt is guaranteed to put a smile on people's faces.
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Part T3 - SHEER Insanity
Not sure what this Tee Shirt means exactly. I heard the inspiration came from having kids.
However, we noticed that wearing this shirt helps keep people at least 3 feet from you. Great T-Shirt for crowded situations.

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Part T5 - So Many Men, So Few That Can Afford Me
Some women enjoy advertising that they're trouble.
This t-shirt sure does the trick.

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Part T7 - Coffee, Chocolate, Men .. Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Know a friend looking for Prince Charming? Help her out, buy a t-shirt.
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Part T19 - WONDER WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN, CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL ...
I guess you have to be woman to understand this t-shirt. I always thought that women just shortened the lives of men.
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Part T14 - LOVE IS GRAND, DIVORCE IS A HUNDRED GRAND
Great T-Shirt gift for the recently or soon to be divorced woman.
Or maybe just a fair warning for the old "hubby".

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Part T21 - WARNING, FLAMMABLE GASES, NO SMOKING WITHIN 10FT
Ok, Kathy says this t-shirt is crude but we all know someone with a certain "medical" problem.
Like my brother-in-law Jeff who takes great pride in his flatulence.
This is only taking suitable precautions for a legitimate safety concern.
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Part T30 - Sorry - Out of Memory
Know a "computer geek" ? Notice that they use terms like "are you online" rather than "are you busy"
If so, this would be a great T-shirt.

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